Vegans are cool.
Omnivores are cool.
You’re all cool.
No, meat-eaters support the needless suffering of billions of non-human animals in the name of a taste preference.
it worked guys
was that a summoning spell or what because you could have just said “accio vegan”
He nearly took down the helicarrier.
He nearly took down the helicarrier with an arrow.
I mean, he’s fighting next to Natasha, who’s this really seductive and charming woman who can snap your neck in .02 seconds and leave no evidence behind, the HULK, a guy surrounded by metal armor that can fight with lasers coming out of his hand, captain AMERICA who slept for 70 years in ICE that has an amazing Shield and is hyped up on serum, Thor who is part of the GODS and from a whole different planet, and yet, Clint is a human who uses arrows to fight.
And he nearly took down the helicarrier with them.
I would love to see whoever wrote this have a discussion with Stan Lee about it.
Okay. First of all, to be precise, Hawkeye is older than Katniss in publication history, so, you know.
Also, Hawkeye never misses. He’s not just a good archer, he is THE archer. He is a trained assassin from SHIELD AND IT’S NOT LIKE THEY LET ANYONE IN YOU KNOWN.
Also he is such a valued member of the organization in the movie canon that they obviously let him make his own calls on missions and such. I mean, were you Nick Fury, would you let just anyone decide they didn’t want to kill one of the most dangerous human beings on the planet and turn her into an invaluable asset? I don’t think so. He was the one who decided Natasha had the power to do good.
Also, again, human being. This guys has trained to arrive at mastery of archery, he grew up in a circus. But the extreme coolness of that aside, he is indeed a human being between very big hitters. And does he ever back down? Fuck no! Clint Barton won’t take any of your alien shit, he will barge into battle like the badass he is and slay you like it’s 1300 all over again fucker.
He is an Avenger for a reason and that reason is that he’s awesome.
I hate this fucking distance.
I hate not being in your arms.
I hate not falling asleep with you.
I hate not being able to hold your hand.
I hate not looking into your eyes.
I hate not kissing you.
I hate not hearing your voice.
I hate not feeling you on my skin.
I hate not waking up to you every morning.
I hate not cuddling with you.
I hate all of this.
But you’re worth it. You’re worth every single fucking second. And we will make this work.
The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
i literally just figured that out right now.
I totally did not know that.
…how did I miss that…?
“Also it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not actually so I’ve learned to stay away from hens. It’s not pretty when they blow.”